My therapy

Let me tell you about my night.

Yesterday was a really retarded and stupid and horrible day. Except, I didn’t die or lose a limb so I guess it wasn’t that retarded or horrible, and it was really all work related, and I still have a job, so I’m probably just overreacting.

But all I wanted to do was go home, eat steak, drink a beer and then shoot some anonymous nerds on xbox.

Mission accomplished. Except for the beer part. I bought this Hawaiian beer for my Corned Beef Brine (still ongoing…dang, this hunk of beef takes like 8 days to brine.) and I drank some but it was nasty. I need to learn how to drink beer. Why can’t it taste like juice?

And this morning, I feel SO MUCH BETTER.

Next time, I’m going to take it even further. I’ll go home, eat a whole cow, drink whiskey and then shoot some anonymous nerds IN REAL LIFE.

Behold the Halo 3 Laser Tag guns that are finally available for public use: