Wait.

I take my last post back. Here is another video about We’s show, the Secret Lives of Women. Since I’m Team Lifetime and this forces me to come home late at night so I don’t even have time to watch TV (unless it is Top Chef or Human Giant), I have no idea what sort of show this is.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WILL NEVER BE AN “ADULT BABY.” I don’t care about the lady who hammers a nail into her nose (cause that’s not very secret. I mean, hello, you have a nail sticking out of your face. We can see that?) or the other lady with the weird silver bikini, but what the fuck is going on with Baby Ella?

Wow. I thought I was annoying when I whine and try to act all cutesy, but never did I have the urge to suck on a pacifier and spend my days in a crib. Where did they even find a crib that big? Is our childhood obesity problem THAT bad? Why is her boyfriend feeding her icecream??? What’s going on??? I feel nauseous.

Let this serve as a lesson: Moye, stop being a baby, whether it’s about not getting your way when it’s time to wash the dishes or you feel like a certain someone is ignoring you because the Arsenal-Chelsea game is on. GROW UP.