Happy B-earth Day!

Who wants to smoke some pot or drop acid and try this with me? Oh, wait. I can’t. I don’t have any milk.

Un-important things to note:

• Today is Brandon’s birthday. He is finally 21! Yaaayyyy.
• Today is Earth Day. No one cares, especially when the Earth Day street fair on Wilshire Blvd causes a huge back-up in morning rush-hour traffic. Stupid hippies. But we carpooled today. That counts, right? But we only carpooled because some jerk slashed my rear tire over the weekend so once again, I am carless.
• Today I printed over 15 scripts for work. My hands smell like dirty old brads. Grossssss.