Great Minds Have Never Been This Far Apart

No really, they haven’t. I mean, look. B and I were both supposed to draw Florida in our latest Brain Age game, and while mine clearly looks like that Disney World state where they don’t know how to properly vote, Brandon thinks we live in California, which is also full of old people.

What? This makes no sense.

And how about this?

The Brain Age head asked us to draw a truck. A TRUCK. Apparently my boyfriend has the shakes when he draws. “Vroom”? What are you, five years old?

He’s also a perv. Check out this connect-the-dots activity, where we can (clearly) connect the dots to draw a picture. Like what the Ancients used to do while star-gazing. See mine? I saw a pretty butterfly. Sure, it looks a little moth-y but that’s only because they didn’t give me enough dots.

What did Brandon do? Oh, yes. He drew a penis entering a vagina. Actually, I thought it was a vagina but it’s really a drop of liquid. GROSS.

SO.

DISGUSTING.

Who cares, though, because I totally won. 20 is the youngest age your brain can get so IN YO FACE!