This Looks Like It Hurts.

The one thing I hate more than goths are emo kids. Seriously, like STFU and stop getting all angsty. I don’t have time for that, YOU don’t have time for that, you look awful trying to be all emotional and grow some balls.

Sorry if that sounds mean. But life is short and I don’t have time to deal with this stuff. We just had a 5.8 earthquake and my entire department freaked out when the building started swaying, and then ran outside while leaving me behind. Seriously, I was trying to figure out what to do (I was deciding whether or not I would look stupid going under my desk and if I should take my cell phone with me.) when I realized that EVERYONE in my hallway was gone. Hello? I doubt going outside would be much safer. The best part was that afterwards, HR sent out an email instructing everyone for future reference to avoid all stairwells and refrain from going outside. Perfect. I’m glad to know that when the next Big One hits, I’ll be the only one alive.

Anyway, what does this have to do with emo kids? Really, nothing. I thought I would share my story of the day along with my WTF product of the day: “jewelery for the eyes” where with a single contact lens, emo kids can show the world that they cry tears of crystal.

SOOOOO GROSSSS.

And how irritated would the rims of your eyes get with this stupid crap? Oh yeah, and having a small wire sticking out of your eye that could easily get yanked out is a super good idea.