Slime Shoes?

I present to you on this lovely Wednesday morning…the world’s ugliest and most disgusting looking shoes ever.

I first saw these in person at the Hollywood DSW and immediately sent a picture of it to my sister (after throwing up). I’m glad to see they’re also available online.

Ughhhh, look at that. Who in their right mind would think that this design would be appealing? Not only is the colour completely hideous, but it’s also made out of this plasticy stretchy material. I mean, does anyone really want to look like they just walked through a meadow of yucky swamp slime? Even worse, people around you could think you have some weird foot fungus growth. Or that you’re a hobbit (because hobbits don’t wear shoes, REMEMBER?).

UGGHHH I hate holey things, too. They gross me out. LOOK AT THOSE HOLES.