Meow Time

This is Lisa’s cat, Henry.

Lisa likes her cat to be properly dressed; hence, he wears a proper sailor collar (which she properly washes and dries for him–because he keeps improperly barfing all over it). I asked if it came with a miniature mop so he could wash the deck while singing songs, but she said that her cat clothing doesn’t come with chores.

I think that’s wrong because everyone (including pets) should do chores around the house to help out.