Am I Missing Something Here?

Apparently it’s all the rage to dress your cat up like a sailor.

My friend once dressed her cat, Tiny (who was not tiny), up in a sailor outfit and not only that, HE WON A KITTY CONTEST. I didn’t get any stories about Tiny vomiting all over his collar, but that’s probably because beauty pageant cats are more refined than that.

(OHH DISS! Just kidding, Lisa. I like Henry even though I’ve never met him.)