Meet Hailey Glassman

If you haven’t been paying attention, this is Jon’s (from Jon & Kate Plus 8) new girlfriend, a 22 year old school teacher named Hailey Glassman.

There is no way in hell that I am five years older than this haggard looking bitch. FIVE YEARS YOUNGER? Either the date on my birth certificate is wrong, or smoking pot and drinking heavily ages you at least a decade.

Btw, Jon, you’re officially a douche. You had the whole world on your side because they hated Kate so much, but now? All you’re seen doing is wearing Ed Hardy and hanging out with a gross looking party girl and the paparazzi. Not cool. NOT COOL AT ALL. You just ruined your chance to keep your career going, because there is no way middle America is going to support you as a single dad now.