My 10 Year Plan

Alright, so here’s the plan to start sometime in the next 10 years. I’m gonna have two kids. They’re both going to be super cute, super fat and super talented. I’m going to start the eldest one off with ukulele lessons so he (or she but hopefully a he) will be set for life when it comes to attracting the opposite sex (or the same sex cause I’m open minded like that) in college (but not high school because hey, if I couldn’t date in high school, then neither can my kids).

With the second baby, I’ll treat him (or her) to some serious hip hop dancing lessons. I know dancing skills don’t really run in my family, but as the Asian child-rearing techniques go, if you learn it early enough, you can master it.

Then, I’ll film him (or her) dancing oh so adorably with my 3D camcorder (because by 2020, they should have 3D cameras available, right?), post it up on YouTube and then make millions…somehow. Or whatever. Oh, I know. He (or she) can start a super awesome dance group to win the 21st season of America’s Best Dance Crew, because only Asians seem to win that contest. Yeah? Yeah. Let’s go.

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