Hello Lamebook!

At first, STFU Marrieds was my very favorite website but then I realized that mocking people over Facebook wasn’t just limited to people who are disgustingly public about their love lives.

So, Lamebook, congratulations. Your posts make my life worth living for…along with pineapples, bad reality TV, beating B in any videogame that I can and donuts. Wait, I’m not allowed to eat donuts for a whole year.

FUCK.