Harriet the Blogger

My childhood is slowly dying. I was able to cope with Michelle Trachtenberg in the 1996 version of Harriet the Spy because the movie essentially stayed close to the book’s plot, but Disney’s 21st century version is just wrong.

Harriet is now a blogger who spies on her classmates for a school assignment? Wait, she has to blog for school? WAIT, her school has a blog and her teachers ask her when she’s going to write a post? What the?! Please say there’s a cameo with Perez Hilton.

Way to ruin blogging, Disney. I’m gonna go write out my frustrations with a feather quill  in my paper journal now.