Typical Conversation In Our Household

This moment probably sums up every boy’s nightmare of meaning the right thing but saying it completely wrong.

Me: Touch my hair. It’s so soft and shiny!

[B pats my head]

B: It feels like cotton.

Me: Cotton!? You mean SILK?

B: ….Yeah, nice…silky cotton. I like cotton.

Me: No, you don’t.

[silence as I mentally file this away in the “mean things my husband accidentally says to me like that one time he said I wasn’t a horrible bitch which somehow implied that I am a horrible bitch because you never use those two words towards your significant other” file.]


  1. I’m so glad you aren’t a horrible bitch.



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