Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to Jail, Earth Still Rotates

The highlight of today was watching the live stream of Lindsay Lohan’s sentencing for all the crap she brought upon herself (DUI accident, SCRAM bracelet, not attending her alcohol education classes, breathing) because unlike having to wait until TMZ to report on whatever happened, we were able to watch it all unfold…

…Like her indignant looks in response to the prosecutor, her teary speech to the judge about how she was so sorry for her actions, her hoarse gasp when the judge gave her the sentence and…her intense scribblings on a piece of paper?

Wait, what’s she writing about? Why is she writing something? Shouldn’t she be listening intently to what’s going around her? THE JUDGE IS DECIDING HER FUTURE (for the next 90 days) AND SHE’S  DOODLING?

There’s been some speculation (inside my head) about what Lindsay is writing. It has to be something juvenile, because I haven’t written sideways from a corner of the page since grade school when signing someone’s yearbook in a creative style was “cool.” Here’s what I came up with:

• Dark, brooding poetry about her unfair celebrity life.
• Things she wants to do as soon as she gets out of court (i.e. drink, party, fly to Cannes).
• A love letter to ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson.
• The pros and cons of dying her hair black again.
• An open letter for younger sister Ali on the dangers of alcohol/drug abuse.
• TV movie pitch on her experiences in the courtroom.
• All the stuff she’d be tweeting about if she could.
• What Would Hilary Duff Do?
• Ugly designs for her line of leggings.

Am I missing one?