Saddest Pistachio Bag Ever

Saddest bag of pistachios

Today for lunch, I enjoyed a box from Cart for a Cause, a local food truck that features celebrity chefs who create special menus for $10, all of which benefits St. Vincent Meals on Wheels (aka homeless old people). It was delicious. I had a panchetta burrata sandwich, a yummy oatmeal cookie, a POM drink and…this lame bag of pistachios. Seriously, I had to pick between two brands of nuts and I decided to go for Everybody’s Nuts, which gave me THIS. SIX PISTACHIOS. Thanks, guys. I no longer support your goofy campaign.

Um…yeah. This is how lame my life is. I’m blogging about the number of pistachios I got in a bag. Someone shoot me.

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