Sometimes–okay, a lot of times–I start a new draft here and then never finish it. And then I forget about it. Soon after, I completely forget why I started it in the first place, which means I can’t ever finish it, which means I have about 30 drafts that will never be written as it was originally meant to.
For example, this post was titled “LOOK WE’RE FAMOUS,” which was originally from August 23rd, 2010. TWO THOUSAND AND TEN. That’s like a billion years ago. More like a year and a half ago but it does feel like a billion because I have no idea what it’s about. Maybe you can help:
Sometimes when we walk back to our desks from lunch, we see other producers
That’s basically how I left off this draft and I have no idea what G4 segment this was for (something about a before and after? Except both look the same), but apparently my friend and I were in the background of some shot and I thought it was my first step to TV fame. Clearly, I was wrong because it’s been a billion years since then and my life is pretty much as lame as ever.
I’m sorry, post, for neglecting you and forgetting what your true purpose in this universe was. I’m sure it would have been great. But at least I’m being the better person and posting you as is, even if it makes zero sense.
So you’re welcome.