Help! A Serious Halloween Question Here.

We have less than two weeks until October, which means the time to find the perfect Halloween costume for the toddler is slowly dwindling. What do you dress an almost 18 month old when she has zero understanding of pop culture and her favorite thing in the world is to eat this fruited Israeli couscous that we have to cook every weekend and be carried around in a laundry basket? This will probably be the last year I’ll get to dress her up as anything that I want, so we NEED TO MAKE THIS GREAT.

Help me decide with the following options.


Mr. Yunioshi from Breakfast at Tiffany’s


Setsuko from Grave of the Fireflies

Kim Davis from Redneck America

Boo from Monster’s Inc


Kiki from Kiki’s Delivery Service


Whatever the fuck this is? (I mean, why not since it comes it toddler sizes?)

  1. Totally Boo or Kim Davis. Actually just go with Kim Davis.



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