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There are so many times when I’ve listened to the radio in the car and realized that the song playing isn’t for an expected commercial but an actual song. By an actual band. For an actual album. Not hocking a product. I’m pretty dumb to begin with but these moments always make me feel even worse. “Of course this is a real song,” I think to myself and then realize how brainwashed I’ve been by advertising–or pop culture, in general.

Or sometimes it’s the other way around. Not the part where I feel less dumb, but when I recognize a song in a commercial and then from then on, every time I hear it, I think of the product, company or movie trailer instead of the band. And how brainwashed is that? Even if that movie is long gone or the advertising campaign has been over for decades, I still think of what I could have bought with that song instead of the music itself.

Seeing as how it’s the weekend, I decided to compile my own list of songs that have been ruined by advertising (in one form or another). Feel free to add your own!

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moye: omg this is like…..the sum of everything i know about you

B: okay, without looking at it I’m going to guess that it’s a squirrel riding a cat while eating pizza and ice cream and listening to Cursed. In the background an alpaca flies by on a rainbow.

moye: almost

B: haha, pretty close

I know you’re all busy gagging over the extremely tanned mom, Patricia Krentcil, from New Jersey who was arrested for taking her five year old daughter to the tanning salon. I know, I know. OMG look at her skin, it’s like beef jerk, OMG how can she do this to herself, etc. etc. I get it. But can we talk about something more important?

Like how her daughter looks EXACTLY LIKE Ron Weasley? (Or Rupert Grint because Weasley is a fictional character, but whatever.)

Look! Even her profile! Someone send her to Hogwarts, stat! Maybe she can meet up with these kids.

Fab.com sold fancy editions of classic books today, accompanied with the above quote. I know I am a bit of a book snob (as well as a handbag snob) but reading this made me feel sad. Also, way to tell the whole world that a) you didn’t pay attention in class and b) that you’re a cheater. Like, you know?


Okay, so it’s technically not summer yet (didn’t I just blog about spring coming) but I was excited to see that the HGTV webisode featuring our backyard was online! B and I were lucky enough to be cast on Secrets from the Stylist last year and were even luckier to have Emily call us up back in January (we were in Hawaii at the time, watching this sunset) to see if she could use our outdoor space for a web series. I didn’t think it happen (to have your house styled twice? In less than a year? For free??) but it all worked out!

This time, we didn’t have to appear on camera. All we had to do was hand over a key, show them where the potty was, go to work and return home to a beautifully decorated patio area. The table and two largest chairs are originally ours: we had the former made by a Craigslist carpenter who specialized in recycled carpentry and we happened across the latter at the Pasadena City College Flea Market by chance! I’m kinda excited that she used them because it made me fee like I wasn’t utterly hopeless when it came to interior (exterior?) decorating.

Unfortunately, it’s rained a bunch since them so I’ve had to take all the seat cushions. Now I’m waiting for summer to come so I can bring them back out and invite people over for tea. Right now, I just spend my weekends sweeping all the leaves around the chairs and making sure the plants stay alive.

How is it already past 8:00PM? I have a paper to write. :(

Spring Arrival

Spring is here! At least, I think it is. The weather has been so misleading lately that even the plants in our yard are confused. First warmth, then rain, then cold, then rain, then back to warm temps. Please make up your mind.

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone out there. Even if you don’t have one, I hope you still enjoy all the yummy chocolates and flowers. At least, do it for me because I just lost my appetite after making this gif of B.

Also, check out my top five video game boyfriends of the year.

Creepy Moye Panorama

This is how to ruin a panoramic photograph of your beautiful Hawaiian surroundings: insert yourself as many times as possible so you look like a creepy ghost girl from a J-horror film…but with sunglasses. Click here for a bigger (worse) look.

Dreams really do come true, and not the nightmarish kind. Also, sometimes geeking out to the point of stalker-dom helps. Remember when I totally freaked out because an episode of Henry’s Kitchen was being filmed next door?

Well, instead of my neighbor issuing a restraining order against me, the opposite happened. A friend recognized a guy in the video who turned out to live next door, told him about me being obsessed with the series, then told me that she told him and that he told her that I could come on a shoot, and then he left me a note on my door about the shoot, and then I called him (before accidentally texting a complete stranger beforehand, which was totes embarrassing) and then he told me about the shoot and then I went to visit and got to be in the background of the very final episode of Henry’s Kitchen.

And that is how I finally met my neighbor. Yes, it took a mutual friend, a stalkerish blog post, a viral video series, one note, a wrong text message and a phone call. All the while, I could have just knocked on his front door but then I would have nothing to blog about.

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A couple weeks ago, I got to crash an X-Play shoot to play around with Double Fine’s new Kinect game, Happy Action Theater. And holy crap, it was awesome. I mean, it’s not really a game–but in a good way. It’s more like a great way to have fun with motion control while pretending to be a little kid again. I’m nowhere near my Xbox right now but I plan to download this game as soon as I get home.

Anyway, you can see me in the b-roll in this X-Play segment. I’m like, totally famous. Like, not.

Later after all the important talent and producers left, my friends and I reenacted some famous movie scenes with all the different settings. Check it out!

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