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Welcome to the Moyesidential Debates of 2009, where I need your help to prove that I’m really not all that lame.
So here’s the first question. What’s more embarrassing? The fact that this song used to be MY JAM in the summer of 2000 (and still is, deep down inside my heart) or that B knows pretty much all of the lyrics to 311′s songs by heart?
I say 311.
Since you guys pretty much sided with B over the pumpkin pie argument, you’ll probably agree with him again.
Leave me alone.
Tags: 311, lame, mest, music, what's the dillio
The Olsen twins went out the other night wearing full on white masks to annoy the paparazzi or attend a masquerade ball, I don’t know which. Everyone’s ooh-ing and ahh-ing over them, but I just think she’s caught on to the JabbaWockeeZ fever.
Am I right or am I right?
PS. I have no idea who that guy in the top picture is, but he’s annoying me.
Tags: ashley olsen, Celebrity, jabbawockeez, olsen twins
My lovely friend forwarded me this study (sorry, it’s so late!), because she thought I enjoy it.
Oh yes, I did.
“MEN WANT HOT WOMEN, STUDY CONFIRMS.”
Thank you for making me feel better about working (slaving away) in the television industry instead of pursuing some sort of scientist career that would have made my dad proud. Because at least I wouldn’t be wasting my time, surveying guys with questions like “Would you rather sleep with a hottie or a nottie?”
Okay, the Harry Potter books are over. Yay! It’s a huge relief that the seventh book has come and gone, and now I can focus my attention back to more important things like watching television (but NOT Man Vs. Wild because Bear Grylls, it is so over between us, you big faker) and making hummus. And answer phones and scheduling meetings, because that’s what I do all day.
But there’s a whole group of fans out there that are immortalizing the Harry Potter books on their bodies with tattoos. Seriously??
Ok, let’s be honest. The overwhelming 85% of me which is all nerd thinks it’s kinda cool to have the names of spells and charms on your body. I already decided that if forced at knife point to get one, I’d choose Wingardium Leviosa.And it would be soooooooo cute.
And the other 12% of me (or whatever, I’m not really good at math) is like WHAT THE EFF PEOPLE GET OVER IT. Most all tattoos end up looking horrible (including mine. Someone asked me if it was a shell or something in the elevator the other day, and at first, I had no idea what he was talking about) and c’mon. A real Dark Mark on your forearm? LAAAMMME.
Or this?
Now! The other crazy tattoo idea I had was to put Voldemort on one calf and Harry on the other, facing each other, and under one write “Two Sides” and under the other “One Coin,” but that’s a major pipe dream. Still, they would both be in dueling stance, wands drawn, with fabulous magical swirly star goodness and it would just be so fucking great but way too expensive for me.
Three words: GET. OVER. IT.
Yeah, no shit. Thanks for the groundbreaking information. Did you really waste 5 years of your life asking college students to discover this? Geez, you could have asked a guy and a girl, and had the answer in like 30 seconds.
What’s next? Question: Why do college students enjoy beer pong? Answer: it’s fun and stupid.
But apparently,
“None of the gender differences are all that great,” Meston said. “Men were more likely to be opportunistic towards having sex, so if sex were there and available they would jump on it, somewhat more so than women. Women were more likely to have sex because they felt they needed to please their partner.”
You’re kidding, right? Did these researchers ever watch American Pie?
Most confusing part:
Since her study came out Tuesday, people are coming up with new reasons to have sex.
What!? Like what, because it itches down there? I have a headache? Is this a contest? Who can come up with the best reason to have sex? (Why am I asking so many questions?)
Cheese louise.
Then don’t click on the jump below. These were just questions I had about Transformers and basically, why this movie was pretty lame. But yes, still fun. There’s nothing like getting seizures from watching too-quickly-edited fight sequences between robots that you couldn’t tell the difference between in Downtown Los Angeles. And Michal Bay REALLY LOVES the whole sun-glaring-into-your-eye look.
Brandon says I look like a sloth sometimes. I thought it was cute, until I saw a a real baby sloth looked like.
Should I be offended? I say…..YES. Jerk.
Have you seen this list yet? I have. Like a billion times. People won’t shut up about it. Questions that couples should ask each other before they get married.
At first, I was pretty excited to read this list because, hey, it’s important, right? My parents will never get divorced (because that would be the most absurd thing in the world. If they did, my dad would have like, no one to hang out with and my mom would have no one to complain about.) but maybe because they asked each other these super important questions before they got hitched? And what was so great about these questions that ensure you a happy marriage? Will it really help?
So I started reading them, and then I basically fell asleep because these are the most boring questions EVER. What the hell. Who cares about financial obligations and open discussions about sex and respect? That’s retarded. That’s like the least important thing ever. What about:
BTW, how great is that picture? I found it on a Christian website.
Would you rather get fired from work for….
Checking out Maria Ozawa’s nice round buttocks…
Or looking at Britney Spears’ vaginga?
My sister swears this model we found on karmaloop looks just like me. I disagree. I told her that not all Asians look alike.
Plus, my eyes are way smaller and my nose is way flatter. There. I beat you to it, Kevin.
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