Yeah, basically. I’ve been watching this video nonstop since Friday, and it looks like I’m gonna keep watching this for another week or so.
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Um, can we just stop and talk about this commercial please? I’ve been watching it daily and the same thought comes across my teeny, tiny brain. At the 0:19 mark, the girl wipes her freckles off and blows them onto another girl. LIKE THAT IS SO GROSS. It looks like she’s wiping the sweat off her face and then spraying her dance partner with it, who for some reason looks ecstatic.
Also, I understand the whole idea behind the ad, which is crazy mixing and matching…but why the hell would you want to exchange your clusters of melanin with other people? It’s almost like swapping moles with someone. Yuck. Keep your freckles off of me.
I have freckles, too, but these suckers are staying with me. Unfortunately. Actually, who wants them? I’ll spray them all over your face at some sweaty party where the music comes from a video game? (Btw, why would you even deejay a party with that game? That’s like serenading someone’s wedding reception with Rock Band, complete with the loud plastic tapping of the guitars and fake drums. I dun get it.)
Tags: DJ Hero, gross, video game, youtube
Sometimes you have to take a moment in your life, rip open the toys you got from friends and play pretend. My Noble Six and Master Chief got a little carried away after a drunken joy ride in Nikole’s Ghost. Poor Spartan. Don’t drink and drive, folks. It’s deadly.
Tags: halo, Halo: Reach, Master Chief
It’s rare that I ever do better than last place on Halo. Last night, however, was totally different. I totally kicked ass. Just between you and me, though, this isn’t really 100% accurate because I jumped on a giant mass drive whatever cannon first so I could steal all the big points. Don’t tell anyone. The moral of the story is that I still suck at video games and the moral to that story is if you tell anyone that I kind of cheated, I’ll cut your face.
Tags: halo, Halo: Reach
Sometimes, when you just learned that your friend is the type of guy who totally freaks out during scary movies and games, you can’t resist having a little fun.
That said, I think I peed my pants like 15 times during Alan Wake until I realized the bad ghosts were kind of repetitive and Alan’s overly confident narration was really annoying. Who cares because we’ve got less than a week before Reach!!!1!1!!!
I love it when great classic American literature meets great classic American video games.
Tags: g4, halo, Master Chief, X-Play
I know the rest of you guys are looking forward to next week so I can finally shut up about the Scott Pilgrim vs. The World movie, which will finally be out in theaters on Friday. I’ve got my tickets, I’ve got my friends and I’ve got my chest full of excitement and my brain filled with low expectations so I’m pretty sure I’ll have a good time.
Meanwhile, I’ll probably just re-read the books and enjoy this trailer.
So like, I know there aren’t any jetpacks or big guns in this Ni no Kuni game from Studio Ghibli (plus, I’m not a fan of RPGs) but holy crap, I want to play it. Will it ever get released in the States? *lower lip trembles*
Tags: Ni no Kuni, Studio Ghibli, video game
Everyone knows how much I love this “Double Rainbow” video. It’s like the best thing ever. It may even top the “I Like Turtles” boy which has stayed at the top of my Most Awesome Viral Videos Ever list since the dawn of time. At least, the dawn of time since this kid uttered those infamous words.
Actually, I can’t decide which video I like better: the original Double Rainbow video or this Doublicious spoof? Ahhh, decisions, decisions! At least I was allowed to post the best poll ever, which you should go vote in right now:
Of course, SOMEONE had to question my statement and called for a new poll on whether this was the best poll ever. Well, here you go:
Loading ...I rest my case.
Tags: Double Rainbow, poll
![Halopiece Theatre: It's a [Cupcake] Trap!](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4114/4750831556_eb8499bd94.jpg)
Nikole likes to take masterful photographs of her Halo friends, so my Master Chief decided to invite them over for some fun. Stay tuned to find out what happened (we haven’t decided yet).
Tags: halo, Master Chief
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