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Dreams really do come true, and not the nightmarish kind. Also, sometimes geeking out to the point of stalker-dom helps. Remember when I totally freaked out because an episode of Henry’s Kitchen was being filmed next door?

Well, instead of my neighbor issuing a restraining order against me, the opposite happened. A friend recognized a guy in the video who turned out to live next door, told him about me being obsessed with the series, then told me that she told him and that he told her that I could come on a shoot, and then he left me a note on my door about the shoot, and then I called him (before accidentally texting a complete stranger beforehand, which was totes embarrassing) and then he told me about the shoot and then I went to visit and got to be in the background of the very final episode of Henry’s Kitchen.

And that is how I finally met my neighbor. Yes, it took a mutual friend, a stalkerish blog post, a viral video series, one note, a wrong text message and a phone call. All the while, I could have just knocked on his front door but then I would have nothing to blog about.

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I may be somewhere along the Oregon coast in chilly, damp weather but there’s wireless Internet everywhere which means that in the middle of intellectual things like talking about writing….stuff….I can still enjoy YouTube.

Meet my new heroine, Alana, who I foresee will have a great career as she grows up with appearances on Jersey Shore, Real Housewives of Beauty Pageants and eventually, Intervention.

PS. I think her special “juice” is actually just Mountain Dew. Right?

Okay, I know I haven’t blogged in a while. I also hate it when people say that. Like, really, who cares. But I made a conscious effort to avoid writing here because I had to focus on homework and my plan was to start once the semester was over and before the next one started. But then since focusing on homework also meant avoiding all video games, I had to catch up on that. And then I had the worst Thanksgiving ever (including two ER visits) which really didn’t put me in the mood to write. And then other stuff. But now I’m back.

And since I have so much to catch up on, I’m going to procrastinate and talk about this WTF crap I found on Etsy. It’s Christmas shopping season which means I like to scour Etsy for all the things that I want which also means I search for random things like “chicken” which leads me to stuff like this.

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Ruthless murderers!

This is why I hate the world. That out of the thousands of classic, groundbreaking and breathtaking literature out there, at least 6,802 idiots still think that Twilight is the best book ever. Not only that, but Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (yes, I agree, this is a very entertaining book and probably the best out of the entire series) is a close second and that these two fantasy worlds make the top 5 “best books ever” list on GoodReads.

This is why I hate people, because we place more value on horrible writing, sparkling vampires and slow moving plots than anything else.

This is why I am always in a bad mood.

This is why sometimes I think the universe is just one big joke.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

This is why I’m going to go hide in a cave now.

And yes, this is why I think I’m better than you.


I’m afraid that if I got my “hands” on this toy, I’d just end up slapping and punching the other player. Which is why I TOTALLY NEED ONE RIGHT NOW.

Pier 1, you’ve read my mind. I’ve been searching for the perfect wall decor to help “accent” our house and my first thought was, “An enormous pair of flip flops, complete with a flower accessory would be simply amazing!” Not only would this piece make our house look like some beach loving giant stopped by to dry her sandals on our wall, but the rest of the house also look ridiculously small. You know how movie sets feature shorter doorways and shrink windows to heighten their lead actors? This would do the exact opposite.

The other appeal is that no one in their right mind actually hangs up their flip flops on the wall, so our future guests would think, “Wow! Moye is so crazy! She hangs shoes on the wall! Why?? She also must have HUGE FEET!” It’ll be great.

Guess what? Pier 1 has exactly this: a pair of 3′ long flip flops!!!! It looks like they’re no longer available though. Sadness.

SOON.

SOON

This picture is dedicated to Carlos, because he is brilliant for showing this to me after I posted this. Beware the Bear Pad.

Does anyone know where I can buy this squirrel costume? B’s birthday is coming up and it would be a perfect gift (and a reason for me to move into the other bedroom).

Speaking of disgusting squirrels, a whole bunch of them have eaten almost all of the loquats in our backyard. I hate them!

I don’t know why I still subscribe to Freecycle (actually, I think it’s called LA ReUseIt now) but I still do enjoy the occasional lols. Meet today’s Freecycler of the Day–better known as the illiterate person who doesn’t understand the difference between requesting necessary items that would otherwise be languishing in a landfill and asking for unnecessary items that would otherwise still be used by people all the time.

Here’s what “Brenda” wants:

does anyone out there is update their phone and got phone that what wifi that can pick up hot spots around the world my sister want me to go to eurpore and interent on phone might cost a real lot money down there just look up some shops and informtion maps ect i telling my sis to delay the trip for now and we never travel like that before and she will not take no for anwers so if anyone out there got phone with wifi that no longer in use i be so greafull to person beause it really help it stuck in eurpore and wifi cost down cost is hotspot near by at the time.

What?

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