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First, there was this. And I loled. Then I moved on with my life. But I think I honestly got tears in my eyes when I saw this.
A recent dinner conversation (over AYCE Korean BBQ where the smoke blew directly into my face…yay) led all of us to compile our top 5 most favorite YouTube videos. The requirement was that they had to be classic and consistently funny, regardless of how much time has passed. I’m sharing mine here so I can remember them forever.
#5 – “What? No!” scene from The Happening
The only time I liked Mark Wahlberg acting was in Boogie Nights but that was because his role required him to act like an idiot. This is probably why I’m never going to watch The Fighter.
Tags: youtube
I’ve watched this like 5 times already. It makes me happy. I want a cat. Except that I am allergic and sometimes cats are stupid.
Tags: cats
I feel like Hollywood is messing around with me. First owls, and now Alpha & Omega, a new 3D adventure about a pair of wolves in the Canadian outback who must journey somewhere or other to rejoin the wolf pack and fall in love along the way.
Okay, so I can handle a wolf story for children. Animals in the outdoors can be cool. My dad forced me to read Jack London’s Call of the Wild when I was small and even though I have zero memory of what exactly that book is about (because it was one of those novels that I had zero interest in and just read the words without ingesting anything that was being said, like Robinson Crusoe–ugh worst book ever), I did appreciate the value of a story about an animal (like a wolf) in its natural habitat (like the woods), unlike some fantasy movies about animals (like owls) in an unnatural, stupid setting (magical clans with metal helmets).
What I can’t handle is the fact that the artwork for Alpha & Omega just scream FURRY. I’ve unfortunately seen my share of furry artwork and there’s something disturbing about the humanoid aspects of Alpha and Omega. Maybe it’s the fact that they made Alpha look like she has a swelling bosom, round eyes with eyelashes, her coquettish pose or…a full scalp of HUMAN-LIKE HAIR? It’s like a furry wet dream come true. I would show pictures of furry drawings to prove my point, but I really want to keep down my breakfast.
Or maybe the Internet just keeps ruining the real world for me. Yeah, it’s probably that.
Tags: Alpha & Omega, furries, movies
This is how lame my life is right now. I am ecstatic because I just ordered a six pack of refills for Mrs. Meyer’s Clean Day liquid hand soap. Sure, it was over $40 but with one pack worth 3 bottles, this means I’ve got 18 bottles worth of my favorite hand soap, which means I’ve got enough hand soap to last me for a lifetime! Actually, it’ll probably last me like a year. I mean, let’s be real. This hand soap smells so good that I wash my hands multiple times, just to smell the lavender scent. Sure, it may look like I have OCD but you know what? That’s none of your business. And you’re not invited over to wash your hands with me now. See? That’s what happens when you’re rude. Go away.
If I had to pick one television series that shaped my teen adolescence, then I’d pick Sailor Moon or Rugrats but if someone asked me to pick one television series that shaped my teen adolescence in a room full of people, then I’d say Dawson’s Creek. Seriously, though, this was the first TV show that I devotedly watched once a week that dealt with relationship and family problems that I could never relate to because I wasn’t white and I didn’t know any boys.
I’m not saying it was the most original of concepts; it was just the one that I watched obsessively so I could fall asleep and dream about having crushes on fictional boys. Oh man, remember that first season finale when Joey finally confronts her father and Dawson finally kisses her?? I watched it like 3 times on a crappy VHS tape, and my friends and I even screened it again at a sleepover a couple weeks later. And this is the sole reason why I won’t ever let go of my Sarah McLachlan album. Shit, did I just type that aloud?
So if I had known Joshua Jackson was hosting Pacey-Con in San Diego this past weekend, I would have ditched everything and cheered alongside him. What he said is true: Pacey is the greatest character in television history. Ever. Period.
Tags: Dawson's Creek, Joshua Jackson, Pacey, Pacey-Con
Wait. But how? The legs? But where? And then? What? HOW DOES THIS WORK!?
I could really go for some crab cakes right now.
[via Pink Tentacle]
Where did Lindsay Lohan’s armpit go in this photoshoot for Complex Magazine?
Tags: Complex Magazine, Lindsay Lohan
Screw human babies. I want one of these delicious fur balls with really short arms and stubby legs. I think my heart stopped about 35 times while watching this video 5,254 times in a row.
Tags: Animals, baby otter, Otters
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