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In case you ever wondered what my night life was like, it’s something like this.
INT. KITCHEN – NIGHT
Moye and Brandon are washing the dishes after dinner.
BRANDON
What are you going to do now?
MOYE
Homework. What about you?
BRANDON
I guess I’ll watch Human Centipede 2.
Moye looks towards camera and raises her arms with a “What can I do?” face. AUDIENCE GROANS.
I was really excited this past weekend because we’re big fans of Henry’s Kitchen and I recognized Henry himself outside of our house and almost peed my pants when it turned out he was filming his next episode RIGHT NEXT DOOR. Look! It’s our wall! It’s our bathroom window! It’s our roof! Our house is officially a YouTube celebrity. Read the rest of this entry »
OMG YOU GUYS. Forever 21 has partnered up with Sanrio to create an exclusive Hello Kitty apparel line? WHAT? OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. This is major problem.
For one thing, I haven’t bought anything from Forever 21 since like…two years ago. First it was a New Year’s Resolution because I realized that the majority (like 99) of the clothes I was donating to Goodwill was the crappy tops and cardigans that I had bought from F21. They were so cheap that they either shrunk, changed shape, or got holes that I didn’t even care about getting rid of them. And as someone who plans to have a massive wardrobe of beautiful, expensive clothes in the future, this wasn’t working.
After that year, I just stopped shopping at F21. I would walk around and look for stuff, but coming back to their clothes was yucky. Things were either too trendy, too slutty or just too stupid.
And you know what’s even worse? I’M JAPANESE. This means wearing anything Hello Kitty would just be overkill. I might as well wear a rice paddy hat and stop pronouncing my R’s correctly. No, it doesn’t help that I already have a giant Hello Kitty bag and a Hello Kitty iPhone cover. Topping the outfit off with a Hello Kitty cardigan and Hello Kitty blouse would just make the universe implode.
So how am I supposed to enjoy this collection NOW? Life is so hard.
Sometimes some things get out of hand so someone wants to hit us with a shovel. So he made a gif about it. Thanks, Derek.
Here is a list of things that I want to eat but don’t want to publicly admit–oh wait. Oops.
Basically, it’s all the gross food that I either see online or in the grocery store and show B except that he makes his “that is so disgusting” face so i sadly either put it back on the shelf or quietly close the browser window.
1. Taco Bell’s Doritos Taco Shell
OMG YOU GUYS. In about 24 days, I’m turning 30 years old. THIRTY. The big 3-0. This is, as I like to remind everyone, a huge milestone for me.
For one thing, I never thought I’d reach 30. I don’t mean that in a way like I was going to die before 30 (omg please don’t let me die before October 15th otherwise this post is going to make me look stupid) but it was such a far away age that I thought would never come. I could handle 10 and 20 was fun but 30? No way.
Tags: mid-life crisis
Little Anko’s first birthday is coming up! Well, my birthday is coming up first and that’s way more important but after the world is done celebrating ME, we can think about this little babby’s 1st birthday. He’s turning a whole year old!!! How crazy is that?
I know this is cliche, but it honestly feels like yesterday that we welcomed his little stinky face into the world. Now, he drools and babbles and crawls around kinda weird and tries to put everything in his mouth.
Since I am his most favoritest auntie, I have to outdo EVERYONE in giving him the best birthday present. What does Sun Chips have to do with this? Well, seeing as how he is attracted to anything that makes loud, crackling noises, I figured he’d really enjoy Sun Chip’s new compostable bags. And boy, are they loud and crackly.
They’re also super cheap so I’d be saving myself money, too. Yes, I am a genius.
Tags: Anko
We drove through Silver Lake today because it’s none of your business and I came across the grossest hair-to-beard color combination ever. Sorry if you can’t tell because the photo is too grainy but he had long, bleach blonde hair and a ginger beard. This was one of the few times I had no shame in snapping a picture on my phone.
Silver Lake, I appreciate you but sometimes your people disgust me.
Here is a list of the best food to stick your fingers into to eat.
1. Raspberries
I’ve been staying in all weekend because my third homework packet is due on Monday morning and I also had to film my video response for 8Asians. We’re submitting a compilation for the “What’s Your Story?” video challenge from the White House Initiative on Asian Americans. What? Asians on video? Of course I’m going to be super fobby. Here is a screenshot.
I figured this blog needed a new post and I also figured this blog needed more of my face.
You’re welcome.
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