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Listen, Dolce. I’m (not really) sorry to hear you’re closing. You’ve had a good run. I never ate at your place, mostly because the name “Ashton Kutcher” makes me lose my appetite, but you had plenty of cameos on MTV and whatnot. So it’s been good.
But at least get someone to spellcheck your promotional emails before they get sent out to the masses. Also, how did I get on your email list? I only ate at Bella Cucina once. (Remember? Ashlee Simpson’s ex boyfriend was there!)
Tags: ashton kutcher, Bella Cucina, Dolce Restaurant, food, hollywood, Spellcheck
The trailer for What Happens In Vegas reminds me of this list I want to compile of horrible movie trailers that give away the entire plot so you don’t even have to spend the $14 (if you’re going to the Arclight) to see it.
This trailer also reminds me that Cameron Diaz is way too old to be doing romantic comedies, as the days of There’s Something About Mary have gone and passed. Cameron, it’s time to diversify. Stay away from awful scripts where walking into a wall or something is a punchline, and in the end, you make out with the hot leading guy. Have you ever thought of trying for an Oscar? Okay, maybe you tried with Gangs of New York, but you still played a hot slut. Maybe do what Halle or Charlize did, and go ugly for a role. And by go ugly, I mean, leave off the cakes of foundation cause we all know you have horrible skin.
And Ashton, the same goes for you. But don’t try for an Oscar because no one wants to see you in the public eye anymore.
Tags: ashton kutcher, cameron diaz, movie trailers, movies, what happens in vegas, youtube
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