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OMG BABIES!!!!

May 3, 2010 in omg by Moye | 4 comments

I can’t believe this movie trailer has been around and no one told me about it! There’s a documentary called Babies that’s coming out this Friday, and it’s all about BABIES which is why I am going to rename this film as OMG BABIES!!! because seriously, babies are amazing.

I don’t mean babies are amazing in that I want to have them anytime soon. Babies are amazing because they are just so poke-able and funny and adorable and drooly. Sometimes they’re really annoying like the one with the wonky eye that we had to deal with on our flight, but I’m sure he was really cute when he was sleeping.

The best part about this documentary is that there are two (TWO) Asian babies: Mari from Tokyo (YAY JAPAN) and Bayar from Mongolia (YAY MONGOLIA), which is a country I feel very close to because of my birthmark. Ponijao from Namibia seems adorably squishable but I could care less about Hattie from Seattle, because like, talk about not cute. Sorry, was that mean? Look at her. She’s like the only one who isn’t smiling in all the pictures. Am I on a first name basis with these babies? Yes. Did I spend most of the morning talking about this film? Yes. Did I watch the clip below like 15 times? YES.

I’m seriously going to watch this film. Who’s with me??

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My New Best Friend (Under 3)

April 1, 2010 in baking, Thoughts by Moye | 3 comments

This past weekend was great, mostly because I got to hold an amazingly adorable, amazingly warm and amazingly cuddly three month old who liked to make spit bubbles, stare behind my head and wear Star Wars t-shirts. I also lost a debate with my favorite 4 year old boy over bats and how they are not the same as humans, only because humans have birthdays and bats don’t. Who can argue against that?

This past weekend wasn’t so great because I burned my finger really bad while baking cinnamon buns (NOT ROLLS) late at night. But the buns came out great and it’s not like I really didn’t need a burn scar on my hand. Totally cool.

BTW, I really like making cinnamon buns but I can’t really eat them so if anyone wants a dozen freshly baked cinnamon buns made from scratch, let me know.

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Baby Mittens

August 9, 2009 in Thoughts by Moye | No comments

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I don’t get it. Why do babies wear mittens? It’s clearly not because they’re hanging outside in the wintry cold. Do they tend to claw their eyes out or something? Is it to prevent them from choking on their tiny fists?

Babies are so weird. Not only are they helpless miniature people, but they also have to wear mittens?

Speaking of baby mittens, these are probably the scariest things I’ve ever seen.

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SORRY!

March 6, 2009 in Thoughts by Moye | No comments

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I made B really mad today. I rarely do that because I’m always so nice and he’s so easy going and well mannered (or maybe he’s a robot with no feelings and I’m a brat) but today I crossed the line.

He knows I don’t like squirrels but sometimes he’ll send me a picture of one just because he thinks they’re so cute while I would just get annoyed. Don’t you think that’s rude? And it’s not going to change my mind.

Today he send me a photo of a taxidermied squirrel riding a miniature motorcycle and in response, I sent him a photo of a cute Asian baby (only because he hate babies as much as I hate squirrels–eye for an eye, right??) but apparently sending him a photo of a drowned squirrel was too much.

He didn’t talk to me for over 30 minutes, which in moye-time feels like OVER A YEAR.

I’m sorry.

Please don’t send me photos of drowned babies. I’d probably cry for reals.

Wait, unless they were ugly babies. Then good riddance.

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Cute Things Falling Asleep

January 8, 2009 in nerdalert, Thoughts by Moye | No comments

I’m half posting this out of spite, cause I know certain people think this whole website is a WOT (waste of time) but I think it’s genius!

Sleepy animals and humans (under the age of 6) are the cutest things ever!!! Yeah, I don’t care about close-ups of puppy paws or mouse noses or whatever that Cuteness Overload likes to show. And they even have BABIES. I love babies. I just want to see them look oh so sweepy and cuddly and yawny and awwwww who wants to take a nap with me right now!?

This website, Cute Things Falling Asleep, has been the best addition to my Google Reader since…well…Zooborns (which I found like the day before).

Anyone want to start a new blog with me called Cute Things Eating Sour Things?

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Wait.

March 27, 2008 in Thoughts by Moye | No comments

I take my last post back. Here is another video about We’s show, the Secret Lives of Women. Since I’m Team Lifetime and this forces me to come home late at night so I don’t even have time to watch TV (unless it is Top Chef or Human Giant), I have no idea what sort of show this is.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WILL NEVER BE AN “ADULT BABY.” I don’t care about the lady who hammers a nail into her nose (cause that’s not very secret. I mean, hello, you have a nail sticking out of your face. We can see that?) or the other lady with the weird silver bikini, but what the fuck is going on with Baby Ella?

Wow. I thought I was annoying when I whine and try to act all cutesy, but never did I have the urge to suck on a pacifier and spend my days in a crib. Where did they even find a crib that big? Is our childhood obesity problem THAT bad? Why is her boyfriend feeding her icecream??? What’s going on??? I feel nauseous.

Let this serve as a lesson: Moye, stop being a baby, whether it’s about not getting your way when it’s time to wash the dishes or you feel like a certain someone is ignoring you because the Arsenal-Chelsea game is on. GROW UP.

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