According to this video, the Salvation Army declared the first Friday of every June as National Donut Day. Today’s National Donut Day also marks the first year that I haven’t had any donuts (not including those formative years when I couldn’t eat solid food) and as this video also points out, I’m better off without them! Well, I am for the next six months anyways. I can’t wait until 2011 when I eat an entire box of maple bars alone. It will be glorious.

But there’s also another reason why I’m boycotting National Donut Day. Dunkin Donuts finally announced the winner of their “Create the Next Donut” contest, who put together a disgusting combination of banana fosters cream, peanut butter shavings and chocolate frosting called ‘Monkey-See, Monkey-Donut.” Why not just call it “Moye-See, Moye-Throw-up” and get it over with. Ugh, BANANAS?! IN A DONUT? I don’t think I’ve heard of anything more offensive.

Since a certain someone painted me the Arbiter card below, here’s the comic I drew in return. (All of this is based on actual conversations/arguments we’ve had.)

I really think I have a new career in this. RISD, here I come!

Wait, too late for that. Asian American Comics, here I come!