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Um…yeah. Reading Post Secret is like reading a really bad book. Everyone tries to be all deep, controversial and emotional, like they’re all ready to slit their wrists when all they want to do is talk about themselves. ZZzzz. I kind of want to write up a bunch of fake ones and mail them in.
But yeah, like this one? I don’t know about you, but porn sounds pretty much the same in all different languages. There’s only one way to groan and grunt. Sure, Japanese girls sounds like they’re in a lot of pain but that’s part of the appeal (or so they tell me) but nonetheless, it’s a helluva lot different than someone talking about god.
AMIRIGHT?
PS. And it’s probably not really a sermon. They’re actually talking about you. Don’t you know that’s what people always talk about when they’re speaking a different language?
PPS. Speaking of porn, B was telling me about this funny blog called Boner Party and I tried to look it up in the car. Apparently it’s not bonerparty.com but a Tumblr site. So I almost opened up the gay porn site on my iPhone until I re-read the warning that used words like “anal” and “penetration.” Close one, eh? But at least I know that porn works on my phone. Who needs those iPhone apps when you’ve got this?!
PPPS. This conversation let to another blog idea, which I was going to give a really nasty name but since I like to keep things classy around here, I won’t say what it is. Can you guess?
Tags: anime, asian, chinese, porn, postcards, postsecret, sermon
It’s not “Do as the Chinese do,” it’s really “Get fuct up with Asian bitchs.”
I saw this on a giant community mural in Chinatown over the weekend. That’s right, people. We may not know how to spell our curse words, but we know how to get FUCT UP!
Tags: chinatown, chinese, los angeles
Hey, Los Angeles! What’s going on?
Oh, you know. Nothing much. It’s another cold Saturday morning, with an early onset of the “June Gloom” and yup. That’s about it.
Oh, wait. Nevermind. My bad. THERE’S A HUGE PROTEST* GOING ON IN FRONT OF THE CNN BUILDING IN HOLLYWOOD. All those poor hipsters trying to get into Amoeba Music across the street must be so confused.
(*just the sidewalks along the Sunset/Cahuenga intersection)
How did I not know about this? What happened at CNN? I am actually pretty ashamed of myself, for not being aware about this.
Did anyone else know that CNN’s Jack Cafferty called the Chinese a “bunch of goons and thugs” on television?
“We continue to import their junk with the lead paint on them and the poisoned pet food and export, you know, jobs to places where you can pay workers a dollar a month to turn out the stuff that we’re buying from Wal-Mart. “So I think our relationship with China has certainly changed,” he continued. “I think they’re basically the same bunch of goons and thugs they’ve been for the last 50 years. (link)
Very interesting, Jack. No comment on the “goons or thugs” statement, except smooth move, ex-lax. You don’t really go on national (cable) television and dismiss an entire HUMONGOUS population/ethnic group with slurs. You’re right, the relationship between the US and China has clearly changed–but you seem to find some insecurities with it.
This kind of coverage has been going on for some time, too.
CNN, whose staff have received threats, appears to have become a proxy for what many Chinese see as Western media bias that villainizes China just as the country prepares to make a global splash through its hosting of the summer Olympic Games in Beijing. (link)
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