cute overload

Here are some ideas for blogs I’d like to but will probably never start, due to lack of ambition and material:

• Cute Things Eating Sour Things
• Co-workers Who Look Like Hitler
• Asian8s.com (Just kidding. I have no idea what that blog would be about. Chinky numbers? I dunno.)
• I Wish I Was Japanese (devoted to crazy and weirdo white people who wish they were Japanese–OMG GENIUS! No lack of material there!!)
• Passive Aggressive Twitters (anonymous submissions of people’s snarky twitter updates)
• My Mom Is Not A Fob But A Fourth Generation Asian American (zero stuff to post for this one. But it could apply to my dad’s side of the family)
• Mongolian Birth Marks (where adults like me can meet other adults who still have their Mongolian birth mark on their butt. I can’t be the only one, right???)
• Boring Blog Entries (a compilation of the worst blog entries by so-called writers who like to endlessly talk about themselves and you’re like WHO THE EFF CARES ABOUT THIS!? ARGGGGH. This entry does not apply. Jerks.)
• Worst PostSecret Secrets (the worst, most embarrassing or emo-est PostSecret postcard of the week. You know, the ones where you’re like, who is this and where can I find him? Or like, holy crap. If you’re gonna tell everyone your secret, at least get your grammar right.)

Don’t steal any of these ideas. Or I’ll sue. Or get you deported. My sister now works for Homeland Security SO WATCH OUT.