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My therapy

Let me tell you about my night.

Yesterday was a really retarded and stupid and horrible day. Except, I didn’t die or lose a limb so I guess it wasn’t that retarded or horrible, and it was really all work related, and I still have a job, so I’m probably just overreacting.

But all I wanted to do was go home, eat steak, drink a beer and then shoot some anonymous nerds on xbox.

Mission accomplished. Except for the beer part. I bought this Hawaiian beer for my Corned Beef Brine (still ongoing…dang, this hunk of beef takes like 8 days to brine.) and I drank some but it was nasty. I need to learn how to drink beer. Why can’t it taste like juice?

And this morning, I feel SO MUCH BETTER.

Next time, I’m going to take it even further. I’ll go home, eat a whole cow, drink whiskey and then shoot some anonymous nerds IN REAL LIFE.

Behold the Halo 3 Laser Tag guns that are finally available for public use:

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I <3 Nerds

Best Valentine’s Day card EVER.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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OMG. Forget chocolates and roses for Valentine’s Day. I want a real Halo 3 laser tag gun.

Just kidding. The plasma guns are lame. I’d like the Rocket Launcher or that gun that douses your opponents in flames. Wait, what? Only the plasma rifles and pistols are available?? What the fuck. Those are the worst guns to use when you are slowly losing a battle and your team mates are taunting you over their headsets but luckily, you’ve already got them on mute.

Whatever. I can’t play anymore because a certain someone says I have to keep practicing Rock Band so we can finally finish the Endless Playlist.

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Super Nerd Alert

 

If you think I’m remotely cool or interesting or if I work with you, then I sincerely warn you to not read the following post.

If your name is Steve, Anne or Ted, then go ahead and read this entry and feel free to make fun of me next we go eat some ramen.

If your name is Kevin, then wow, what are you doing looking at this site? Seriously, where have you been?

If your name is Moye, then seriously, I have never been so embarrassed to write a blog entry before in my entire life.

Please look at the stats below.

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