halo

It’s rare that I ever do better than last place on Halo. Last night, however, was totally different. I totally kicked ass. Just between you and me, though, this isn’t really 100% accurate because I jumped on a giant mass drive whatever cannon first so I could steal all the big points. Don’t tell anyone. The moral of the story is that I still suck at video games and the moral to that story is if you tell anyone that I kind of cheated, I’ll cut your face.