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I’m developing this bad habit of just saying whatever goes on in my head aloud to B. And it’s not just over IM. We could be in the kitchen cleaning up after dinner, and I’ll tell him what I’m going to do next, like make a sandwich for lunch tomorrow or peel a grapefruit to eat for dessert. Sometimes I like to tell him that I’m going to pack up my gym back for the morning, or check something on the computer. Most of the time I just burst into a song that I made up.

Maybe this is why today he’s been ignoring me at work. But see, these thoughts just come into my head and I have to tell someone. Like that mutant hair growing out of my head? It’s so weird and no one seems to care about it except for me!!! I have pretty straight hair but for some reason, there’s this spot at the top of my head that grows SUPER curly, thick hair. They like to show up after I wash my hair so usually in the morning, I’ve got these random frizzy curly hairs on top of my regular hair.

And they annoy the hell out of me. It’s like I need a miniature straight iron to flatten out these individual hairs.

Now I’m worried that maybe I have some sort of tumor on my scalp that’s mutating my hair. Do scalp tumors even exist?

No one listens to me. :(