The Servant is a South Korean film based on an old folktale about the art of seduction. It’s also a really embarrassing movie poster to have on the wall while leaving a restaurant in Koreatown with your parents.

Listen, I get that this movie is about sex. But is it really necessary to have a woman doing the reverse cowgirl while some creepy guy watches behind a tree? Like, couldn’t you just have them holding hands or something?

Actually, it looks like this lady is popping an Asian squat to take a poop, while the guy is like, “Dude, WTF are you doing? I just washed these pants. You’re crazy, bitch.” And the guy in the back is like “I found the best hiding spot in the world. No one can see me.”

Whatever.

Why is this the worst movie poster ever?

Let’s see.

Aside from the fact that they shouldn’t be making this into an American movie, this movie poster fails to illustrate why My Sassy Girl is like one of the best Korean movies EVER.

For example, the original film’s poster shows a hot girl almost strangling her boyfriend. SO CUTE! Haha, look at his face. We know who wears the pants in this relationship. :) Yet, I see so much sadness in the girl’s eyes…it’s clear that there’s an intruiging story behind this! I heart this movie so much.

But what does Elisha Cuthbert’s version show? Hmm…some douchebag holding a single rose is stuck on a moving train…and…he is confused about where he is going? And Elisha looks annoying as always. The end.

This is retarded. I hope this movie flops. Mostly because Elisha Cuthbert is in it, but I’m sure they just butchered the entire film. Grrr.