lame

I need to start writing down all the various life lessons I learn every day so I stop making the same mistakes. Hopefully posting them on here will force me to remember them and maybe help you guys out as well. For example, yesterday I re-learned that yogurt from Trader Joe’s is fucking disgusting. Their chips and dip are delicious, and I like how they bag their vegetables, but wtf kind of cows do they milk to make their yogurt?? The tub of vanilla yogurt had the soppiest texture and tasted like vanilla soap or something. UGH. I know I bought this same yogurt like 3 years ago and vowed to never buy it again, but look at me now. I guess this is what happens when you have the time to go grocery shopping in the middle of the afternoon.

Today I re-learned that stupid people on the Internet have zero sense of humor. I gathered all the uneaten new snacks in my kitchen that I know I won’t [have time to] eat to offer them up on Freecycle as an alternative to throwing them out. I got numerous cute responses asking for free food, made arrangements with one and then responded to everyone that they were no longer available and that everyone seems really hungry, haha. Someone just got offended by that remark, as if I made a fat joke or something. WTF. How is that offensive? Did I call you fat? Did I burn a cross in your front yard or send everyone a photo of a dead baby? Or did you somehow interpret oozing sarcasm out of my harmless little note, which you shouldn’t even be offended by because hello, it’s the Internet?

Guess what: I could have said a million offensive things, especially about how you still have a lame Yahoo email address, but I WON’T. Because YOU WON’T GET IT.

Lesson re-learned.