london

Have you heard? Sienna Miller’s home in North London has been vandalized with graffiti. Everyone (who cares) thinks she’s a slut so someone appropriately labeled her place as one.

This is SO AWESOME. It’s totally like high school, where someone tags your locker with degrading comments and whispers behind your back. Not that this actually happened in MY high school. For one thing, we were all girls so there weren’t any guys around to sleep with and gossip about. The girls who did have sex just told everyone, and then we would talk about it in sex-ed and the importance of birth control. (I still remember my PE teacher showing us a BC pill pack and explaining how awesome it was.)  And the other girls who had sex with each other were cool cause they were like lesbians and we were soooo open-minded about things like that.

Anyway….poor Sienna. Nobody deserves this. Even if they openly prance around topless with married men.

Can someone tag my apartment wall with NERD?