So I’ve been logging my diet/exercise process with this cool iPhone application called “Lose It!” though it should be renamed as “This Is How Much Weight You Keep Gaining Back!” because I don’t know how much it has helped. It logs way less calories burned than what the gym machines tell me, but I can’t tell which one is the liar. I like to think it’s my iPhone, based on the fact that the less weight you lose, the longer you’ll use the application…right?

Anyway, I was looking for the various exercise activities that I could log (like breathing, eating, sitting, napping–seriously, ANYTHING to keep that calorie number down) and came across this. And I blushed.

Sexual activity? Does that really burn enough calories to matter? Isn’t it different for girls and guys? Doesn’t it vary with positions? Only 10 calories for a half hour? That can’t be true! And the longest amount of time you can log is 55 minutes. What if you do the whole Tantric thing?

I was also a little disappointed with their levels of “intensity.” I was hoping they’d organize things by bases and home runs.

Okay, anyone who logs their passive cuddlingin this application is just lame and probably doesn’t deserved to be kissed.