moye

I’ve had it. There’s Murphy’s Law where anything that can go wrong does, there’s Finagle’s Law which states that anything that can go wrong does at the worst possible moment, and there’s Parkinson’s Law which I have no idea what it means. I just saw it on Wikipedia.

But there needs to be a Moye’s Law which states that any sort of gadget related problem that arises will automatically fix itself when the IT guys from upstairs come down to check it out, thus rendering your frantic emails about why your blackberry died (including when you have taken the battery in and out, SIM card in and out, and plugged/unplugged the charger) completely obsolete, dumb and annoying.

Or when your personal computer acts incredibly slow and retarded until your nerd boyfriend comes in to see what’s going on, and have it function perfectly fine.

Or like when the whole universe is after you.

(I don’t know why I italicized the laws up there, but it just looked cooler. My grammar skills are going way downhill.)