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Best Secret Ever

April 12, 2009 in Thoughts by Moye | No comments

crying

This postcard made me laugh aloud and restored a bit of my slowly diminishing faith in humanity, only because of how hilarious it is (though I think “butthole” should be one word). It’s nice to know that even though life can kind of suck, it can still make you giggle.

We just came home from a trip up north to scope out wedding places and now I am back even more confused than ever. About weddings and places. Not about getting married.

Happy Easter!

Tags: butt, butt hole, buttholes, postcards, postsecret, secret

Hey, Post-Secret-er

January 19, 2009 in Asians by Moye | No comments

sermons

Um…yeah. Reading Post Secret is like reading a really bad book. Everyone tries to be all deep, controversial and emotional, like they’re all ready to slit their wrists when all they want to do is talk about themselves. ZZzzz. I kind of want to write up a bunch of fake ones and mail them in.

But yeah, like this one? I don’t know about you, but porn sounds pretty much the same in all different languages. There’s only one way to groan and grunt. Sure, Japanese girls sounds like they’re in a lot of pain but that’s part of the appeal (or so they tell me) but nonetheless, it’s a helluva lot different than someone talking about god.

AMIRIGHT?

PS. And it’s probably not really a sermon. They’re actually talking about you. Don’t you know that’s what people always talk about when they’re speaking a different language?

PPS. Speaking of porn, B was telling me about this funny blog called Boner Party and I tried to look it up in the car. Apparently it’s not bonerparty.com but a Tumblr site. So I almost opened up the gay porn site on my iPhone until I re-read the warning that used words like “anal” and “penetration.” Close one, eh? But at least I know that porn works on my phone. Who needs those iPhone apps when you’ve got this?!

PPPS. This conversation let to another blog idea, which I was going to give a really nasty name but since I like to keep things classy around here, I won’t say what it is. Can you guess?

Tags: anime, asian, chinese, porn, postcards, postsecret, sermon

New Blog Ideas

January 12, 2009 in nerdalert, Thoughts by Moye | No comments

Here are some ideas for blogs I’d like to but will probably never start, due to lack of ambition and material:

Cute Things Eating Sour Things
Co-workers Who Look Like Hitler
Asian8s.com (Just kidding. I have no idea what that blog would be about. Chinky numbers? I dunno.)
I Wish I Was Japanese (devoted to crazy and weirdo white people who wish they were Japanese–OMG GENIUS! No lack of material there!!)
Passive Aggressive Twitters (anonymous submissions of people’s snarky twitter updates)
My Mom Is Not A Fob But A Fourth Generation Asian American (zero stuff to post for this one. But it could apply to my dad’s side of the family)
Mongolian Birth Marks (where adults like me can meet other adults who still have their Mongolian birth mark on their butt. I can’t be the only one, right???)
Boring Blog Entries (a compilation of the worst blog entries by so-called writers who like to endlessly talk about themselves and you’re like WHO THE EFF CARES ABOUT THIS!? ARGGGGH. This entry does not apply. Jerks.)
Worst PostSecret Secrets (the worst, most embarrassing or emo-est PostSecret postcard of the week. You know, the ones where you’re like, who is this and where can I find him? Or like, holy crap. If you’re gonna tell everyone your secret, at least get your grammar right.)