Tuesday nights are a mess for me. Not only is both Lost and Glee on, but now The Hills have started back up again and yes, I am admitting that I am back as an avid viewer. I know, this makes me hate myself. It’s one thing to set goals for yourself and fail to accomplish them, but it’s a whole ‘nother realm when you set a goal for yourself, accomplish it with such pride and then succumb back to the temptations of vapid Hollywood 20-somethings.
And honestly, it was the first 5 minutes of the last night’s episode that did it for me. I’m over Kristin Cavallari’s weird Valley girl accent, but watching Lo try to explain to Stephanie Pratt about what exactly Heidi did to her face was enough to seal the deal for me. It was like the producers were sending us a message: THIS IS IT, FOLKS. Can these characters get any more ridiculous? Yes. Heidi has completely plasticized her face and we’re going to prolong her discomfort as much as possible by refusing to reveal her face until the last moment, and then make her eat a hamburger. Amazing!
Apologies to B for picking up this dirty habit again, but I promise that this is the final season and after this, I will be able to move on with my life…to Pretty Wild. Am I the only one that watches this trainwreck?
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