Metallica fucking sucks. I don’t care if you like them, your mom like them, you once knew them, you ARE them and especially that my once good friend P used to heart them to death, they still fucking suck.
First, I don’t enjoy their music.
Second of all, that whole anti-Napster thing was not cool.
Third of all, where the hell are they now? I hope they’re gone forever. I don’t care.
But most of all, here’s why I hate them:
THEIR SONGS ARE TOO FUCKING LONG.
I’m sure if you’re obsessed with them, then this is like the best thing evar, meaning you can devote like 7 minutes of your life to listening to each stupid, kind-of-depressing and so-dark-it’s-cheesy music, but when you’re trying to get through one of their songs on Rock Band because otherwise, you fail your tour and can’t get to the next level, it’s UTTERLY RIDICULOUS.
DO YOUR BALLADS REALLY HAVE TO BE A MINIMUM OF 6 MINUTES? Do you really have that much to say?? Exit light, enter night? Okay, exit light, enter night again. And again? REALLY?
So at first, I was like, oh, c’mon Moye, you’re being ridic. Give them a chance. Like how thousands of retarded fans have. But after torturing ourselves through the first 4 minutes of “Ride the Lightening” and then ultimately failing after a really complicated drum solo (really?? was a drum solo necessary??), I’ve had enough. Lars, you fucking suck.
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