Apparently it’s all the rage to dress your cat up like a sailor.

My friend once dressed her cat, Tiny (who was not tiny), up in a sailor outfit and not only that, HE WON A KITTY CONTEST. I didn’t get any stories about Tiny vomiting all over his collar, but that’s probably because beauty pageant cats are more refined than that.

(OHH DISS! Just kidding, Lisa. I like Henry even though I’ve never met him.)

This is Lisa’s cat, Henry.

Lisa likes her cat to be properly dressed; hence, he wears a proper sailor collar (which she properly washes and dries for him–because he keeps improperly barfing all over it). I asked if it came with a miniature mop so he could wash the deck while singing songs, but she said that her cat clothing doesn’t come with chores.

I think that’s wrong because everyone (including pets) should do chores around the house to help out.