You see this?

This is what came in the mail yesterday.

It’s a mounted squirrel butt that we purchased off of eBay and I was too grossed out to take it out, because YUCK, there was a gross dead squirrel tail sticking straight out!! UGH.

I literally ran away from the package screaming when I saw it sticking out. And left it there until someone could come home and touch it.

GROSS. Now we just have to figure out where to hang it, preferably in the kitchen so it’ll stop me from eating stale Girl Scout cookies.