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Here’s the trailer for the new Hills spin-off, The City.
Hmm….if you want to regain the few braincells lost while watching that, you can read the amazing Margaret Atwood’s piece in the New York Times about debt.
Speaking of amazing authors I love to read, I’ve only got 13 more books to go this year to reach my goal! Yay!
Tags: debt, margaret atwood, new york times, the city, the hills
Wait, let me rephrase that.
My house was on The Hills!!
Wait, let me rephrase that again.
My parents’ house was on The Hills!!!
Check it out in the red circle above in the final gliding shot over the Hollywood Dell.
That was a really long sentence.
Tags: hollywood, hollywood dell, hollywood hills, los angeles, the hills
The new season of The Hills started last week, as we all know. Don’t deny it. I know you’re watching. Yeah, you too.
All I want to know is, what happened to Heidi’s face?
Before:
Now:
And now now:
Tags: heidi montag, mtv, television, the hills
Wow. Clearly, I do not have my priorities straight when I realized this morning that I totally missed The Hills premiere last night on MTV. What have I been doing??? Geez! I even went to bed last night at 10pm, thinking everything was swell.
Anyway, I re-organized my priorities and finally finished the completely content-less episode. Here are my questions:
Back to work.
Tags: heidi montage, lauren conrad, LC, mtv, the hills
I just re-discovered my purpose in life: to watch the new episodes of The Hills.
Have you checked out the “extended version” of the trailer?
OMG Brody has a new girlfriend and Audrina stabs LC in the back by inviting Heidi over and where did LC get that really cute purple coat I WANT IT!
I like the comments on the MTV site. For example: theatrechick4life writes:
FINALLY heidi is realizing what an ass spencer really is and apparently his sister has changed into an actual human being.
Right. Sure they are. That’s why I saw pictures of Speidi snuggling at some EA party the other night. Does this girl not understand what reality is?
(Okay, seriously? An extended version of a TRAILER? I can understand an extended version of a feature film, or like, an extended version of my buffet dinner at the new Souplantation, but a TRAILER? Let’s get real.)
Tags: lauren conrad, mtv, the hills, trailer
So I saw this post over on the WOW Report, and almost threw up my breakfast. Except I didn’t eat breakfast (because breakfast makes you fat) so all that came up were some dry heaves and old bile.
Seriously, Speidi? Just GO AWAY ALREADY. I know that this shot was completely staged as Spencer wooed her aboard a yacht, and I know they hire the paparazzi that follows them around…but did you know HOW staged this was?
Tags: heidi montag, paparazzi, spencer, the hills
So I read somewhere on some site on some internet thing that LC from the Hills is finally selling her clothes in stores. While Heidi is busy augmenting her breasts, our Lauren is actually pursuing her career in designing clothes and making a mark in the fashion world (that doesn’t involve a fake reality show).
But, LC, darling. I know you’re super boring on the Hills and basically had no personality on Laguna Beach as you pined after Stephen, but did you really have to bring that into your collection?
For example, take her Sophia Dress.
Despite the fact that the color has obviously been photoshopped on, this dress features “sophisticated silhouette with voluminous kimono sleeves” Yeah, I think I saw something like that in Nordstroms or even Delia*s the other day.
And this?
I sweat I saw Lindsay Lohan wear the same exact thing the other day. No, really. I did. And I highly doubt she’s wearing your clothes.
If you’re going to make a statement to the world about your love for fashion, at least put a little creativity and inspiration in it. This isn’t Target. Pop culture gave you an amazing opportunity because for some reason, the world loves to watch you call your enemy a “sucky person.” So put a little sweat into your work. You may not be the next John Galliano or Tom Ford but by golly, AT LEAST TRY!
God. Privileged white girls who have everything handed to them on a silver platter really piss me off.
Tags: lauren conrad, the hills
Heidi Montag is an idiot.
People Magazine reported that she’s thanking everyone…literally EVERYONE who watched her horrible video, including those anonymous haters (aka me) who love to snark.
Why?
I appreciate people taking time to write any kind of comment. Do you know how much effort it really takes to sit down and write a comment? I’ve never written a comment in my entire life… you really have to have a lot of passion and thought to write any comment, so thank you.
Hey, Heidi. You wanna know how much effort it takes to sit down and write a comment? Let me tell you. ZERO. It takes more effort for me to breathe or roll my eyes at every ridiculous question I have to deal with at work. Seriously. The Earth took more effort to create that cheap amethyst stone your boyfriend tried to pass off as a pink diamond in your fake engagement ring, than it did for me to tell you that your video sucked balls.
So really. Thank you for existing. Otherwise, I’d have to hate myself instead.
Tags: heidi montag, music video, spencer, the hills
Oh. My. God.
And all I can think of is the TMZ video clip. Where’s the lone fisherman in the video?
Tags: heidi montag, music video, spencer, the hills
Remember when Heidi looked like this?
That’s from Season 1 of The Hills, right after she broke up with Jordan, the first douche bag she went out with. Every other shot of Heidi was sans make-up and with bedroom hair. And it was awesome. I even felt sorry for her when she started crying/whimpering about her relationship.
It’s totally weirding me out. Maybe I should get back to work. Or finish watching the stupid Tila Tequila show.
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