I’m curious to see Burlesque because they once planned to film some outdoor scenes on our street, and I was stressing over not being able to park outside for 2 weeks…but then something happened and they canceled the entire thing. Now, I’ve seen the trailer and here are my first impressions:
- WIGS: I’ve been obsessed with finding out if Christina is actually bald or not since her Dirrrty days when she had those awful trashy black extensions, and then someone told me she was actually really bald. One time I saw her in person but she was too far away for me to tell. Then I saw this picture but this whole movie proves my point. I mean, it’s one thing to don a new hairstyle to play a character, but can her hair look even more fake?
- SHOWGIRLS: It’s been fifteen years since Hollywood was graced with the horrific train wreck that was Showgirls and it’s high time we introduced our new generation to sex+dancing+glitter+wigs.
- THAT BARTENDER: Okay, I totally thought that bartender guy (you know, the one wearing the Clockwork Orange make-up and a vest with no shirt) was gay but I guess he’s not, since he’s clearly Christina’s love interest. Um…okay?
- CHER: She can still move her face?
- VERONICA MARS: She’s in this movie!? Whaaaat!?
- WHO wants to see this with me? I’m itching to see a glitzy movie with a generic plot formula. We can sit alone in the theater. I’ll buy the caramel popcorn at the Arclight.
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