Wait. But how? The legs? But where? And then? What? HOW DOES THIS WORK!?
I could really go for some crab cakes right now.
[via Pink Tentacle]
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THIS IS NOT CUTE. I do not want to see some girl’s boobies with a dumb animal squashed between them. Why do they keep posting photos like this? It’s borderline creepy, because the whole site is dedicated to baby talking about cuddly animals, yet they keep showcasing cleavage? Like, how is that cute? I know guys like it but come on, would you really feel comfortable checking this photo out between videos of kittens on a slide and a baby giraffe munching on leaves? Gross.
Also, who the fuck are these people who like to stuff live animals down their shirts? And then take pictures of it? Girl, wear a bra and leave your poor hamster alone.
Tags: boobies, cute overload, wtf
Oh my god. I can’t un-see this no matter how hard I try.
Is this a kind of furry thing or something?
Tags: do not want, furries, kiss, love, wtf
I’m sure there’s a perfectly logical scientific reason for this but OMG WTF IT MOVES!?
Remember earlier this year when I was perusing on Etsy and would find some of the most disturbing pieces for sale?
Well, this time, I present to you the earrings above: “Gothic Victorian Taxidermy Squirrel Feet Earrings,” which were sanitized, cleaned and lovingly pieced together by a store named “Loved To Death.”
Wow. And no thank you. I’d really hate to wearing these and feel tiny dead squirrel claws scraping the side of my face as I walk around.
*shudder*
Tags: etsy, squirrel, stuffed squirrel, taxidermy, wtf
This following IM exchange basically sums up my whole day:
kevin: i’m out
moyelife: bye
kevin: good luck
moyelife: have a good wkd
kevin: dont get decapitated on the bus
kevin: pz
moyelife: bye
Tags: decapitation, im, kevin, moye, wtf
The one thing I hate more than goths are emo kids. Seriously, like STFU and stop getting all angsty. I don’t have time for that, YOU don’t have time for that, you look awful trying to be all emotional and grow some balls.
Sorry if that sounds mean. But life is short and I don’t have time to deal with this stuff. We just had a 5.8 earthquake and my entire department freaked out when the building started swaying, and then ran outside while leaving me behind. Seriously, I was trying to figure out what to do (I was deciding whether or not I would look stupid going under my desk and if I should take my cell phone with me.) when I realized that EVERYONE in my hallway was gone. Hello? I doubt going outside would be much safer. The best part was that afterwards, HR sent out an email instructing everyone for future reference to avoid all stairwells and refrain from going outside. Perfect. I’m glad to know that when the next Big One hits, I’ll be the only one alive.
Anyway, what does this have to do with emo kids? Really, nothing. I thought I would share my story of the day along with my WTF product of the day: “jewelery for the eyes” where with a single contact lens, emo kids can show the world that they cry tears of crystal.
SOOOOO GROSSSS.
And how irritated would the rims of your eyes get with this stupid crap? Oh yeah, and having a small wire sticking out of your eye that could easily get yanked out is a super good idea.
So Morgana asked me yesterday why I don’t post ghost videos on Fridays anymore, and I explained to her that blogging is very time-consuming and to leave me alone. Actually, I really couldn’t top that first video I posted so I basically gave up.
So how about WTF Fridays? I think it rolls off the tongue better. So I present to you something that I found this morning…there are a lot of crazies in this world. Someone explain to her how rainbows work.
I also really like how when she moves the camera up and you can tell that it’s a bright, sunny day.
It’s true. You do learn something new every day. It’s usually about something completely irrelevant to your life, but it’s something nonetheless.
For example, this morning I took the bus (again) to work and after walking/waiting around with my old messenger bag, jacket and ipod, I learned that I was wearing the same exact outfit I used to wear every day in college. What did I learn from? That I’m lame.
After lunch, I learned that tuna sandwiches aren’t so good. Sure, delicious sounding but good for my tummy? Not so much.
Right now, I’m learning ALL ABOUT THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE. First I spotted this crazy duo who held an ICP-themed funeral for their dead baby, which lead me to read all about Juggalos and their obsession with Faygo soda pop and the Dark Carnival…WHAT!? Seriously, what is up with ICP fans? I don’t get it. The music is horrible. As B and I discussed, it’s like a horrible version of the Kottonmouth Kings, which is a horrible version of 311, and you really can’t go worse than that. Oh, with a little Korn mixed in with that. Blech.
I would understand if their music was good, but this??
Now I’m watching their “shockumentary” on Google Video so please do not disturb me.
Tags: faygo, funeral, ICP, insane clown posse, wtf
I take my last post back. Here is another video about We’s show, the Secret Lives of Women. Since I’m Team Lifetime and this forces me to come home late at night so I don’t even have time to watch TV (unless it is Top Chef or Human Giant), I have no idea what sort of show this is.
ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WILL NEVER BE AN “ADULT BABY.” I don’t care about the lady who hammers a nail into her nose (cause that’s not very secret. I mean, hello, you have a nail sticking out of your face. We can see that?) or the other lady with the weird silver bikini, but what the fuck is going on with Baby Ella?
Wow. I thought I was annoying when I whine and try to act all cutesy, but never did I have the urge to suck on a pacifier and spend my days in a crib. Where did they even find a crib that big? Is our childhood obesity problem THAT bad? Why is her boyfriend feeding her icecream??? What’s going on??? I feel nauseous.
Let this serve as a lesson: Moye, stop being a baby, whether it’s about not getting your way when it’s time to wash the dishes or you feel like a certain someone is ignoring you because the Arsenal-Chelsea game is on. GROW UP.
Tags: babies, baby ella, secret lives of women, we, wtf
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