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I have this gut feeling that I use the word “hate” too much for a multitude of reasons.  For one thing, there’s no better way to express your frustration, disgust, anger and disapproval than with one single word. Hate. And the other thing is that there are so many things to be frustrated, disgusted, angered and disapprove over, so it’s not me that has this problem, it’s the whole entire world.

But then again, wouldn’t such negativity and pessimism be detrimental to my overall health? I think there was a study about that. Also, it would suck to see an amazing word like “hate” be overused to complete meaninglessness like “fail” or (which I’ve now discovered) “epic.”

So I’m really trying not to use the hate word anymore. I mean, really, there’s no point in hating stuff because in the long run, it doesn’t really matter, we’re just tiny dust specks in this universe and when we die, the world keeps turning and no one really cares.  I won’t even make the exception and say I hate hate, because that just sounds like I have a stutter. Instead, I will just dislike things, and if that’s not enough to express my distaste, I will not talk about it. I’ll bite my lip, move on or lightly complain without using unnecessary, negative words.

Speaking of which, how awesome is this video? The 0:50 mark is like the best thing ever. Couples sitting side by side alone in a table or a booth is the worst thing. EVER. The only exception is if they’re on a carnival ride, roller coaster, driving in a car, sitting on a bench waiting for the bus or somehow surgically attached. Why do people do it? Do they have to show off their relationship status that much? It’s even worse when they’re at a restaurant, because this means they have to crane their necks to talk to each other throughout the entire meal while making anyone who sits around them supremely uncomfortable because all they see are a pair of people facing them while they try to enjoy their dinner. Does that make sense? This is a dinner table, not seats for a show! Would it hurt to spend the next hour sitting across from each other? I know, it sounds really far because please do this for the sake of humanity (and my sanity). I’d rather see couples hold hands across the table, or even feed each other food than have them sit side by side. I HATE THIS.

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So Ernie from 8A informed me that this is old by like 24 hours but whatever, this video is amazing. Well known fact: that’s exactly what I look like when I cry.

Two posts in a row about babies? WHO CARES!

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I want to be Freddie Wong’s new best friend. Well, it seems like he has a lot of best friends in his videos, but maybe I can be his new best girl friend. Not girlfriend, because that would be kinda awkward (but he can probably talk me into it) but best girl friend (with the space, which entails that we would be best friends, but like, I’d braid his hair and tell him if his outfit looks okay and other girl stuff like that).

Can someone make this happen? Thanks!!!!

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I liked this. A lot.

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I always forget how much I love this movie. Who are these people that put these viral videos together and how do they find the time? I would like some, please.

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My Sassy Gay Friend

I would have enjoyed our Shakespeare readings in high school more if they all incorporated this Sassy Gay Friend character.

Random memory: in 7th grade, we covered Romeo & Juliet and signed up for random passages to read aloud in class. Somehow I ended up with the infamous balcony scene, and some of my classmates were really annoyed, because they had really wanted to perform that part. Like, really? Why? This was an all girls school, mind you. Ugh. Girls are so lame.

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Jerry Beans

No, let’s not talk about how this commercial features Jelly Beans wearing lacy underpants that get pulled off by the mouths of other Jelly Beans, and how this doesn’t relate at all to new cell phones. Or the fact that these Jelly Beans have butts. Or that Jelly Beans are pretty gross to eat.

Let’s talk about how they’re singing it like “Jerry” Beans. This reminds me of that time I made fun of my mom because she asked for a “grazed” donut. She’s my mom and I’m Asian so that means I’m not racist.

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Everyone seems to love this Google commercial, “Parisien Love” because it manages to tell the story and evoke the emotions of a long distance love story.

I think something is wrong with me, because I thought the actual passage of time wasn’t portrayed very well. I thought it was some creep who was planning a semester abroad to Paris and then totally going overboard with how it was going to turn out. See, that’s what girls do during their free time. They get super excited about something, have all these crazy expectations and next thing you know, they start planning their wedding, all within the span of 15 minutes. Trust me, I’ve done this before. It’s a girl thing.

Anyway, someone please make a more realistic Google ad where it’s just some guy searching for things like “boobies” and “Miranda Kerr nudes.”

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I Wanna Be Adored

Occasionally, B will disappear with his “guy friends” for 5 hours straight. This is what they do.

Awwww, look. It’s an actual drum set.

So far, all my requests for them to cover Alkaline Trio, Cake and Linkin Park have been ignored.

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Lost in 5 Minutes

There are very few things I am proud of. For example, I am proud that I am 28 years old and still have a Mongolian birth mark on my butt, even though most disappear around puberty but mine is AUTHENTIC and means I am directly related to Ghengis Kahn, or Mongolians but most probably just mongoloids.

In addition, I’m proud that I can’t snap my fingers, but we already went over this. Snapping fingers is overrated. I mean, what are you, some outdated beatnik who can’t express themselves without using fingers? GROW UP. Also, is this accompanying image on Wikipedia a joke?

Anyway, the point of this post is to also commend myself for watching all five seasons of Lost in the span of a month. Yes, that includes working a full-time job, shopping for holiday gifts, writing wedding Thank You cards and playing massive amounts of ODST. We would have finished sooner but watching an entire season in a single day (yes, we did that, too) can only be done once without wanting to tear your eyeballs out and end every conversation with a cliffhanger response plus over-dramatic look:

INT. LIVING ROOM — EVENING

B

I like you.

ME

I like you, too.

B

Thanks!

ME

…But not as much as I like DONUTS.

CUE WEIRD VIOLIN/TRUMPET SOUND AS CAMERA SLOWLY ZOOMS INTO MY EYEBALL.

But that’s not as annoying as wanting to kick off every morning by publicly stating, “Previously on…”

Soooooo here’s the thing: maybe I shouldn’t be as proud, because these two guys summed up the past seasons of Lost in 5 minutes. WTF. I could have watched this and done more productive things last month instead of sitting in front of the TV.

Also, this rules:


Final Season Of ‘Lost’ Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever

Nothing is as amazing as this:

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